10 Things An EDM Fan Would Hate To Hear

Posted at June 26th, 2015 | by Karan Acharya | in Comedy, Dance Music, Entertainment

With the recent boom of the EDM culture, you will probably find an electronic dance music fanatic where ever you go and whether you like it or not you have no choice but to blend in. There is no doubting the fact that EDM fans are united in all aspects related to their music, and they truly worship their favourite artists. So here are some valuable tips on things that you must never say to an EDM fan, and should you have the slightest of guts to go ahead and say it, do be ready to face the wrath of several disgruntled music ravers.

 

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You have been warned.

 

1) I can’t dance to this

 

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While us fans are completely immersed in the music mayhem by grooving to every possible beat we hear, the last thing we need to hear is a party pooper who says they can’tor are just too cool to dance to the heavenly music .

 

2) All this sounds the same to me

 

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Although it’s pretty much always waiting for the base to drop, there is so much more that goes into making each song just like in any other form of music

 

3) All they do is press play

 

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Well if that’s the case why aren’t you up there?

 

4) Who is the DJ we are listening to now?

 

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Like seriously ? After travelling all the way to the concert and jumping around to the music, who have no idea who is performing.

 

5) Your DJ is nothing without the sync button/Pen drive

 

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A common misconception that popular DJs (David Guetta for instance) play with the sync button on, but little do people know that this is actually a degrading thing in the DJ community. No respected DJ would stoop so lo so as to play with it on or even plug in the pen drive and press play. It’s true that DJing over the years has become a lot simpler with the advancements in technology but you can be sure that no one reaches a top level without a lot of hard work.

 

6) I’m already bored, let’s leave

 

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A raver never gets bored of their music, and so should you by the bleakest of possibilities happen to feel bored , do keep your thoughts to yourself. And if you’re feeling bored in the first place something is definitely wrong.

 

7) What is Daft Punk?

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No Just don’t!!!

 

8) Which lunatic throws cakes at his fans?

 

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Oh really don’t want to go along that line as Steve Aoki fans are one bunch of hard-core ravers .

 

9) The festival is sold out!

 

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The very thought of it brings shivers through my spine. I mean just imagine that dream festival that you have been dying to go for , have their tickets sold out .

 

10) I don’t go to concerts for the music

 

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Then there are these characters who turn up for concerts for the alcohol, to impress the opposite gender or what not but not for the most obvious reason they should be there in the first place , the music.

 

Karan Acharya

Exceptionally passionate about music especially Electronic Dance Music. Freelance Disc-Jockey. Actively involved in Sports and Dramatics as well

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