The Daily Struggle Of An EDManiac’s Girlfriend

Posted at June 25th, 2015 | by Sidhantha Jain | in Grapevine

It’s natural to want to be part of a love story depicted in romance novels and movies. However, reality is often not as beautiful as the dream especially when he loves ‘something’ more than you!

The consequential humorous text is based on some real life incidents and has been written through the view point of an EDManiac’s girlfriend illustrating her daily struggle!

 

  1. A long drive is often accompanied by a tiff regarding the choice of track to be played. I mean, he likes to spend more time shuffling songs on his iPod than holding hands with me!

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  1. He has all the updates from Selena Gomez’s relationship with Zedd to Calvin Harris striping down to his underwear for an Emporio Armani advertisement! I’m not even sure if he remembers my birthday.

 

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  1. Coming across a new track gives him more pleasure than my coming over to his place.

 

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  1. The fear of losing his playlist bothers him more than losing all our pictures on his iPod!

 

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  1. He definitely listens to the likes of Ellie Goulding, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift. But the only catch is, the songs are either beefed up EDM remixes of my favourite tracks or weird collaborations with some DJ. Even his ‘Romantic’ playlist is filled with acoustic versions of rave music!

 

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  1. On his way to pick me up for a movie:

–        Forgets to take bath… Chalta hai.

 

–        Forgets his ‘I am Hardwell’ wrist band… Christian Grey can control his hormones for another fifteen minutes.

 

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  1. An EDM night V/S a candle light dinner with me?

What time does the concert start?

 

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  1. Waiting a whole year for Hardwell’s ID release is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Well, waiting an hour for me isn’t that easy.

 

 

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  1. Uncertain of our anniversary date? Cool.

Not knowing how to pronounce ‘Deadmau5’, certainly not cool!
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  1. On a date

Baby, what colour are my eyes?”

“……”

 

*Some EDM track plays in the background*

 

What’s that noise?”

That’s Dubstep! Skrillex and Alvin Risk’s Try it Hard, Neon remix!  OWSLA released it on 14 October 2013 as a lead single from Skrillex’s first studio album, Recess. The music video is just epic and you should definitely watch it once…

*poker face*

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If you can relate to any of the points, please like and share this article with your friends!

 

Sidhantha Jain

I love EDM, it loves me back. It pays for my food bills.

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