Shit People Say At Dance Music Concerts

Posted at November 24th, 2015 | by Sidhantha Jain | in Entertainment

EDM is picking up pace in India, both as a genre and a fad. With international artists touring the Indian subcontinent every month, more and more people are going crazy about ‘it,’ even the ones who think David Guetta is still the World’s No.1 DJ.


With this kind of unhealthy rise in the number of wanna-be festival goers we’ve penned down the funniest things we’ve heard people say during their…. our favorite DJ performances other than “Kya bass hai bhai!”



  1. Yeh woh ‘Lean On’ wala DJ hai?


  1. Bhai, yeh honey singh kab play karega?


  1. Paani ki ek bottle itni mehngi?



  1. Snapchat kholl! Story lagani hai.



  1. Kaunsa instrument bajata hai yeh banda?


  1. Maal hai?


  1. Chal bhand hote hain.


  1. Khatam kab hoga? Gharwalon ka phone aa raha hai.


  1. Tere bhai ke phone me isse ache gaane hain.


  1. Next year, Tomorrowland pakka!



Sidhantha Jain

I love EDM, it loves me back. It pays for my food bills.


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