Fool's Guide To Identifying EDM DJs

Posted at February 22nd, 2016 | by Sidhantha Jain | in Dance Music, Entertainment

I wouldn’t be wrong in saying Electronic Dance Music is one of the greatest cultural phenomenons of the 21st century. While I might be berated on the grounds of being irrational about the fact that it’s totally commercialized and allegedly promoting drugs amongst teenagers but hey, you just cannot escape it! Even at a desi wedding, the DJ has no choice but play a few dance music tracks to set the vibe, however, instantaneously followed by Sukhbir’s “Ishq Tadpawe.”
If in case you’ve been living with SpongeBob for the past decade and unaware of today’s best selling artists, here’s a guide to identify them easily as per descriptions given by non-listeners! These aren’t my personal opinions but somewhat a representation of the “popular” image they have in our country, apart from the music industry in general.

Have crazier/lamer/funnier identifications? Comment with those down below!

Skrillex

Aadha ganja

Deadmau5

Mickey Mouse

Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike

Bhai ke best friends

Calvin Harris

Taylor Swift ka ex-banda

Zedd

Selena Gomez ka ex-banda

Steve Aoki

Linkin Park’s messiah

Diplo

Lean On me jo tha

DJ Snake

Diplo ke sath Lean On me jo tha

David Guetta

Sexy Bitch ka singer

Martin Garrix

Netherlands me Sharma Ji ka beta

Sidhantha Jain

I love EDM, it loves me back. It pays for my food bills.

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