If You Like EDM, You Are 71% Smarter Than Normal People

Posted at November 19th, 2015 | by Sarthak Vij | in Dance Music, Entertainment, Featured

Yes, “Electro” (it actually is Electronic) Dance Music (EDM) is quite a rage these days because it covers diverse sounds. For some it might be noise but for those whom it is ‘music’ understand what actually electronic music is. But for starters take a look below:



“Real” studies shows that electronic dance music has the potential to make you smarter. Know more here. Moreover, we don’t need genes & blood samples to justify our music preference.

Recent studies shows that people almost 100% believe in articles as “Recent studies shows”. If you are one of those, then you are 70% dumber than normal people (PS we are not judging).


Moreover,  by ‘shuffling, wearing assorted colourful beads, making heart hands’, we are just choosing to express our love and freedom. And not only this, we do other things like having fun, singing out hearts out and living in the moment. In recent times electronic music has served as a means to unite people all around the world.


PS Trance & Techno are the sub-genres of electronic music. Know more about it here:


Now, we are not being judgemental because we respect people’s choice of music but if you come after EDM, we are coming after you *drum roll*

Disclaimer: This was written as a reply to a similar article from Scoopwhoop. Finally they have understood the satire in it and mentioned it in credits. Contents of the article are not meant to be taken seriously.

Sarthak Vij


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