As much as we hate to generalize, these are the 11 type of People you’ll meet at every Music Festival. Some of them invade your personal space and others are just simple pain in the eyes. Next time identify these people and more importantly, keep a safe distance from them.
1. The Lone Ranger
So this is the one guy or a girl in the entire crowd who separates themselves from the crowd, finds a nice desolate spot and starts moving and shaking like it is no one’s business and the best part is, they call it dancing to the beat!
2. The True Fan
This person or a group of people are those one’s whom you’ll find at the first row in every concert, chanting the artists name, singing along with the song; every single time! Every single time, they are sure to carry a poster or a chart that praises the name of the artist playing!
3. The Wannabe
You are certain to bump into this kind of person in a music festival who just tries to make conversation with each and every person, especially in the case of men who try to strike a talk with every girl in the arena. They start talking about their life stories, their family problems and blah blah. They also try extremely hard to do something out of the box to impress everyone; but nevertheless, they fail each and every time!
4. The Chimney Boys
Right from the ticket counter to the entrance to the concert to the end; these people cannot live without smoking a cigarette. Sometimes, it gets pushed to more than just a cigarette! If you know what I mean.
5. The Godess
Now there will be this girl in the crowd wearing shining clothes along with a flower tiara. She thinks all this adorns her face. She expects you to worship her as she personally is convinced that she is a Greek goddess. Well, what can we say; except that she maybe needs to visit the hospital?
6. The Family Club
In every single music festival, you are quite definitely going to find at least one happy family grooving to the tunes; including the children! Well, like some people say; Life begins at 40!
7. The Drunk Friend
Most of you would have faced this annoying or sometimes funny predicament of having one friend who drinks out of his brains in every single concert and ends up getting lost and you are on a mission to retrieve this lost soul! Salute to that person!
8. The Robinhood
Every time, you will encounter this one person who comes out of nowhere, doesn’t know you but still shamelessly asks you for a cigarette or a lighter or a sip from your drink. She/he takes it and vanishes in the crowd. Now let’s say you meet that person again and you ask them for something, that person is completely going to ignore you! Shit happens man, shit happens!
9. The Perspirer
There are these few people in every party or concert who need to be taught the actual meaning of de-odorant and anti-perspirant! Like seriously! Because in every single concert, 15 minutes into the concert, they are sweating like crazy and yet continue to rave as they have literally no concern about anyone smelling them or absolutely no thing for self hygiene. God they stink!
10. The United Couple
This happy couple goes to every music scene, but don’t listen to the music one bit also. All they do is drink, smoke, make out and repeat. You will see them experimenting all the desolate spots in the venue searching for the right place to make out. Even worse, you’ll find few people sitting there and watching them make out! I love this country!
11. The Social Media Fiends
Usually there are many groups of girls who pay around 5000 bucks and come to a concert and all they do is, click pictures, shoot videos, upload it on social media. They do everything but listening to the music! Weird, period!
So to say, these are the 11 different and unique kind of people you are ensured to stumble on in every music festival! But nonetheless, without these people, music festivals and concerts would seem dry and it would just be incomplete.
Hats off to these people who make our concerts worthwhile and fun!
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